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Off Topic Jokes Anyone? TheKilledDeath has written
Others take drugs, but drugs take Chuck Norris
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edited 1×, last 26.10.09 02:45:22 am
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Chuck Norris can make Stranded 2D.
HLY SHT. No way!
Gasoline is just like sex. Self service is a lot faster, easier, and cheaper.
Chuck Norris just pissed your pants.
When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said say please.
Chuck Norris trained his dog to pick up its own poop because Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from anyone.
If you are running and Chuck Norris is standing, Chuck Norris is faster than you.
SLITHERS always laughs his ass off everytime he sees this: Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird. This joke pleases SLITHERS :3
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What if I put the racist jokes in a spoiler? edited 2×, last 06.09.09 07:56:06 am
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Deleted the racist jokes. Racism is forbidden. Say thanks, that I didn't give you a violation mark for this. /TheKilledDeaththey go fly again.the american throws a refreigerator.they come off,and see the same kid.they ask whey he is crying and he says "a refrigerator killed my mom...".
they go on the final time on the plane.the jew throws a bomb. the go down and see the kid laughing. they ask him "what now?"he says "i farted in the toilet and my neighbors house exploded!".
haha?
TheKilledDeath has written
There are others who can too
i meant Chuck can do it without DC giving any version of the game , even for testing.
A special few (fools) run towards it (and get killed for being idiots)!
However, Chuck Norris runs straight through it to get to the Dunkin Donuts across the street
edited 1×, last 06.09.09 10:03:17 pm
Chuck Norris can knock out Christian God faster then Jewish God. But still - he knocks all Gods.
1. Racism
2. Dumb
3. A bad joke like the most of your nearly sexicsm/racism jokes. Woah, i forgotten yor chuck norris jokes. They are bad too. Make nice and funny jokes where we can laugh about it. But this not funny, not even a little bit.