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My cousin introduced me to this site called Comic Book Universe Battles, where you pick two or more people or teams from a database and have them battle it out after setting up a scene. My first fight there I made was, as the title suggests, Kiss and Santa Claus versus Zombies. I took a lot of time writing up a plot for it, and so I thought I'd share it with you guys here.


November 8th, 1977

After finishing their Love Gun Tour, KISS had planned to spend a month in the Caribbean. However, Santa Claus had just heard the new album, and was enthralled. He sent a few elves disguised as midgets to KISS, hoping to get them to come and perform at the north pole. KISS met the elves at their hotel, and agreed.

Meanwhile, before the flight to the North Pole, Korea had declared a secret war of superiority against all of the world- World War 3. They had been making a new form of the classic Hydrogen Bomb with a special chemical, called "독액-113", or translated into Venom-113. It had an amazing capability of spreading disease and chemicals in the heat. America had heard the likes of this from a spy, and Korea had decided to shoot the bomb into the most prised lands of America- Washington D.C. And they had picked the perfect time as well- The middle of a strange mid-winter heatwave.

KISS had arrived in the North Pole's airport, and was greeted by Santa Claus himself. He escorted them to his office.

"Jeez, man, I thought there wasn't no Santa," Ace Frehley said to Gene Simmons as he formed a snowball.

"Whats next, we're gonna see a polar bear carriage?" Gene said sarcastically.

"Why, thats your transportation," Santa said, and then made his signature "Ho, ho, ho!"

***

The Americans sent in a fleet of naval ships to convince North Korea not to launch the bomb. A deadly battle reigned through, and the Americans were defeated. The Northern Koreans launched the bomb, and with its speed, the Americans wouldn't even know that they had been defeated.


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KISS played their set list for the elves 3 times through. When they were busy packing up, Santa and Paul Stanley heard screaming and banging in the dining hall. Surely someone was getting a meal. They sent Gene to go check it out, still in costume.

On his arrival, a trail of blood led to the kitchen. He followed it through until seeing a mauled elf with its limbs dismembered, and another one, with a leg missing, gnawing on the bone marrow.

"It's a god damn zombie!"

The thing got up and hopped at him, when he grabbed his axe-bass and chopped the head off. He ran back to the band and Santa, who had their own experience. He also walked in on them talking about Santa's new project.

"The Easter bunny and I had been going at it for years. The bastard even chewed my finger off a few times. I finally decided it was time to stop him for once and for all. I've been building a special weapon designed to fight against diseases, and found out it kills things with them. It also happens to kill all mammals in the room when it is set off. I figure if there are more of these things, we could wipe out the entire race with a single button. I've added special fixtures to my walls which prevent the chemical from coming through, and if you give me a week, I can program it to destroy all diseases in the world. Including this blight that my elves have caught."

It ends there, and people are currently deciding on how it'll work out.

If you'd like to vote for me, if you have an account there, heres the link- http://www.electricferret.com/cbub/cbubbattle/show?mid=7315
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